"I don’t know why I would start anything with anybody other than love. I’m a lover, not a fighter."
"oh good you came out of your room finally"
"oh wow you’re going out for the second day in a row!!"
"YOU’RE WEARING DRESS/SKIRT/MAKEUP ZOMG"
"I see you’re back at your laptop aw poor thing did you miss it while you were out for 4 hours"